B.R.T. Reader Rampage 40 - Data Bunch More
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 Synopsis:

 Out-of-comic special guests deliver five panels of exposition and bad jokes.
 Meanwhile, you are here, reading an incredibly underutilized function.

 If only there was time to do this right... 

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 Meta: 
 This is a continuation of the Haxxmas 2010 subarc.
 It does not necessarily not have a thing to do with nothing whatsoever.